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I just wanna suck a dick right now. who’s around?

The Lord is and you need to have a talk with him

(Source: cuntywest, via pizza)

— 4 hours ago with 44349 notes


oh my fucking god please watch this

(Source: annieackermann, via kanyebestcoast)

— 5 hours ago with 159125 notes

I might be high right now but I think I solved which came first the chicken or the egg and it’s definitely the egg. But not the same egg that we see today or the same checken we see today, they evolved together to become what we now know was a chicken and a chicken egg.

— 5 hours ago with 1 note
#these are the things i think about whrn im high  #just leave me alone 




why doesn’t anywhere sell normal clothes for women? like i want a plain black fuckin sweater not a mohair cross stitch embroidered cropped asymmetrical slouch longline short sleeved drop hem thing with a hole in the back 

can i get an amen

Sorry, we only stock the Amen in size XXS.

(via bluesigma)

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